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"Before you know it as the years go by, you're just like other people you have seen, with all those peculiar human ailments. Just another vehicle for temper and vanity and rashness and all the rest. Who wants it? Who needs it? These things occupy the place where a man's soul should be." -- Henderson the Rain King

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Karate-Kicking Kung-Fu Playboy Play-Mate

This article is almost too good to be true!

"A Playboy Playmate accused of karate-kicking the ex-girlfriend of NFL quarterback Jeff Garcia was acquitted Wednesday of a misdemeanor assault charge."

Let's go over that sentance again shall we. A Playboy Playmate accused of karate-kicking an NFL quarterback's ex-girlfriend? Seriously? You can't make this stuff up. Oh, and yes this is Jeff "I'm Not Gay" Garcia, aka Jeff "DUI" Garcia.

"The Playmate of the Year testified Wednesday that Garcia cheated on her with Hine. Nasty phone calls and threatening voice mails followed and culminated in a confrontation Aug. 21 at the Tramp nightclub. "

That's right, we're not talking about your run of the mill Playmate here. This is the Playmate of the Year! And I challenge you to come up with a better venue for a cat fight than 'Tramp Nightclub'.

"Name-calling ensued, and a friend of Hine’s dumped a drink on DeCesare. Each woman had to be restrained. Hine accused DeCesare of grabbing a dance pole and kicking her in the head. DeCesare told the judge that she was dancing on a table when one of Hine’s friends started “coming at me full-force, swinging like a guy.”

Grabbing a dance pole and kicking her in the head? Are we talking about the Playmate of the Year here or Jackie Chan? Man, that must have been awesome!


posted by Jamie at 11:23 PM