I Am The Rain King: Autographed Breast Impants

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"Before you know it as the years go by, you're just like other people you have seen, with all those peculiar human ailments. Just another vehicle for temper and vanity and rashness and all the rest. Who wants it? Who needs it? These things occupy the place where a man's soul should be." -- Henderson the Rain King

Thursday, March 03, 2005

Autographed Breast Impants

I don't think I'll ever get tired of eBay stories. This week brings us news of former stripper Tawny Peaks who is auctioning off one of her size 69-HH silicone implants. She'll even autograph it for the lucky(?) winner. As for how you autograph a breast implant, don't ask me I have no clue...although I bet you have to use a Sharpie cause a regular pen probably isn't such a good plan.

You may remember (though I don't know why you would...) Peaks as the first person to ever be involved in a law suit over assault with a breast. Her alleged victim decided to dismiss his regular lawsuit and "settle it here...in The People's Court"...which in retrospect didn't work out so well for him since he lost.

So there you have it, if you're interested, you too can own a piece of history. The bidding is currently at a mere $14,500.

"They were like really big, crazy big" - Tawny Peaks

1 Comments:

J.R. said...

I gotta bet a sharpie marker would work. Not that I know. I don't. really.