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"Before you know it as the years go by, you're just like other people you have seen, with all those peculiar human ailments. Just another vehicle for temper and vanity and rashness and all the rest. Who wants it? Who needs it? These things occupy the place where a man's soul should be." -- Henderson the Rain King

Friday, July 28, 2006

Chorizo

Today the Milwaukee Brewers announced that they're adding a fifth sausage to their infamous sausage race roster. Where's Randall Simon when you need him?

Oh Brewers, why must you be so hilarious?

"I had been out looking for a fifth starter, and realized that was very difficult. As important as a fifth starter is to a franchise, a fifth sausage is important, too." -- Brewers Manager Doug Melvin

"I am very humbled to be in the presence of so many world-class wieners, but hopefully I can bring a little something new to the table, and Brewers fans will welcome me into their hearts and grills" -- Chorizo

posted by Jamie at 12:18 AM

3 Comments:

Blogger Heather said...

It's bad enough that I live in Wisconsin and get picked on about brats and cheese curds. There is no way I'd want to live in Chicago and get picked on about the sausage race. I mean, come one...it is pretty laughable...especially if you see pictures of the sausages and remember the beating incident a few years ago. Poor battered sausage. LOL

2:04 PM

 
Blogger Jamie said...

Actually the sausage races are in Milwaukee which (last I checked) is in Wisconsin. So I guess we still get to pick on you for this one :-p

Oh and I looked on YouTube for a clip of Randall Simon whacking the sausage, but alas no luck :-(

1:31 PM

 
Blogger Heather said...

Ugg...yeah. Duh...You're right. I don't know why I thougth Chicago for some reason. Damn. One more reason to get picked on. LOL!

5:36 PM

 

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