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"Before you know it as the years go by, you're just like other people you have seen, with all those peculiar human ailments. Just another vehicle for temper and vanity and rashness and all the rest. Who wants it? Who needs it? These things occupy the place where a man's soul should be." -- Henderson the Rain King

Friday, April 20, 2007

ATHFCMFfT

Film #20 on my '07 watch list was Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters.

My NetFlix rating: 4 stars (though I'm admittedly biased)
Jamie says: Everything I hoped it would be and it has what may be the best intro in movie history. I'm also loving the awesome Rotten Tomato quotes from the reviewers who clearly didn't know what they were in for:

"Crudely animated, tasteless, and totally pointless."

"At one point there is a live chicken on fire, running around the room like, well, a chicken on fire, and that's when I thought: They have no idea what they're doing here."

"The makers of this film know who their audience is, and it probably isn't you."

"To think we laughed at Boston. Then. They knew a bomb when they saw one."

"If George W Bush could prove that Saddam Hussein had funded this movie I would reverse my stance on the Iraq War and say that every single civilian casualty was justified."

"Difficult to recommend, without first knowing the sobriety of the viewer."

"I honestly feel that the filmmakers and Ted Turner owe me, my family and my future descendants for years to come reparations for this cinematic dog turd."

"The most unbearable and unwatchable movie experience I've had this year."

RIYL: Random absurdist humor


Official Site
Rotten Tomatoes reviews
Wikipedia page

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

that movie was great, fuck you P.S.you got a weak ass gemerscore rookie

12:20 AM

 
Blogger Jamie said...

Nice reading comprehension there Anonymous. Perhaps if you laid off the Xbox for awhile you'd see that I loved the movie. The quotes were from reviews which I found amusing, not my personal opinion. BTW, what's a 'gemerscore'?

11:29 AM

 

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